Actors bare their souls onstage to show audiences the pain felt after losing a loved one or the pure joy of having a baby that is already 21 years old. Witness the art of living truthfully with today's Groupon: for $12, you get one general-admission ticket to Cold Cold Feet produced by Diamante Productions (a $27 Value). Shows are performed at Stage 773. Seats are first-come, first-served, with seats reserved for Groupon customers. Choose from the following options:
- Thursday, May 19 at 8 p.m.
- Sunday, May 22 at 3 p.m.
- Thursday, May 26 at 8 p.m.
- Sunday, May 29 at 3 p.m.
- Thursday, June 2 at 8 p.m.
- Sunday, June 5 at 3 p.m.
Diamante Productions' original works light up viewers' imaginations with heartfelt drama and comedic moments. Cold, Cold Feet, written and directed by Tony Fiorentino, is a comedic romp chronicling an anxious groom's matrimonial jitters and the madness surrounding this should-be happy event. The plot thickens as the hired entertainment shows up a day late for the bachelor party, causing the best man to find creative ways in which to stall the rehearsal, keep the bridal party in the dark, and perfect a Jerry Seinfeld impersonation. Hilarious mistaken identities, surprises, and mishaps make the production an ideal choice to ring in the wedding season.
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The Groupon Guide to: Breaking a Curse
Statistics show that at some point in their lives, everyone—from disproportionately beloved baseball franchises to British explorers who accidentally brush their torches against a mummy—will experience some kind of curse. Consult this handy guide to breaking any hexes, jinxes, or charms that may befall you:
Acquire a lucky charm: Until you are able to break the curse, you might be able to balance it out with a positive charm of equal strength. Common lucky charms include: rabbits' feet, rabbits' ears, rabbits' eyes, and winning lottery tickets.
Make amends: Curses are most often punishments for perceived slights against magical forces or people. If you recently built a summer home over a sacred burial ground, consider apologizing to the operators of Forest Hills Community Cemetery at your next city-council meeting. However, if you recently struck an elderly fortune teller with your car, don't worry about apologizing, as she can already foresee a future where you feel partly responsible.
Get ritualistic: Try setting your curse on "reverse" with a traditional antithesis ritual. Frogs who make out with humans are often turned into humans and cursed with a privacy-free life of public service in a powerless honorary monarchy. All this unwanted attention can be dispelled by performing the ultimate ritual—moving to America. Similarly, werewolves looking for a life of normalcy can attain it by ceremoniously burning down the moon.
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