Bowling is a model for interpersonal relationships—the ball is your scream and the pins are other people's opinions. Make a striking statement with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a bowling outing for up to six people at Fireside Bowl (up to a $48 total value). The outing includes the following:
- One hour of bowling (up to a $30 value)
- Shoe rental (a $3/bowler value)
Guests stand astride the chasm between past and future in Fireside Bowl's vintage alley, designed and built in the 1940s and complete with a throwback bowling vibe punctuated by modern amenities. Groups of up to six orb slingers, garbed in pairs of provided bowling shoes, sidle up to lanes to stare down smug pins during hour-long increments, allowing players to partake in multiple quick games or one leisurely frame. Computer-scoring systems monitor each lane to document the number of vanquished pins, and the alley's traditional décor, which includes wall-to-wall murals, evokes a relaxed, timeless ambiance.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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