Early timepieces were bulky and difficult to wear, weighing down arms with their clunky faces and bruising thighs with their constantly swinging pendulums. Sport the future of clock technology with today's Groupon to FumeWatches.com. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get two negative-ion sport watches (a $39.98 value).
- For $25, you get four negative-ion sport watches (a $79.96 value).
The durable silicon wristwatches from FumeWatches.com infuse wearers’ skin with healthful negative ions while helpfully communicating the time of day. Available in a palette of 10 vibrant colors, the light, water-resistant timepieces bear a rectangular digital display, ideal when taking note of high noon during a rainy cowboy showdown. The negative-ion technology pulsing through the band is purported to increase metabolism, enhance stamina, and boost mental focus. The sporty style of watch originated in Italy, where it successfully helped gondoliers paddle faster and opera sopranos shatter glasses by humming.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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