Love means never having to say you're sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of services at G Skin & Beauty Institute, valid at the locations in Chicago, Naperville, Oak Brook, and West Dundee.
For more than 30 years, G Skin & Beauty Institute has morphed cosmetology students into capable professionals, allowing them to practice their craft on clients under the vigilant eye of licensed instructors. The menu of deeply discounted services runs the gamut of hair, aesthetics, nails, and makeup, from basic haircuts ($5) to full-body scrubs ($24) that exfoliate using corn-cob powder and volcanic pumice. Multi-toned highlights ($45) color strategically placed strands with lighter and darker shades, and a temporary rinse ($2) re-hues hair until its next shampoo or run-in with a sassy fire hydrant. Coat legs with a creamy mask and warm towels during the spa pedicure ($18), or undergo an anti-aging microdermabrasion ($24) to disrobe mugs of such dated accessories as fine lines, sun damage, and handlebar-mustache tattoos.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Safeguarding Your Computer
It's a world wild web out there, full of viruses, trojan horses, and cyber mummies. Consult this guide to keeping your computer squeaky clean:
A thumbprint on your monitor might be on the inside of the screen—use a screwdriver to get it out.
There are only three safe websites: robinwilliams.net, robinwilliams.org, and will.i.am.
Keep your computer "clean" by removing all the swears from your Excel documents and deleting any pictures of people kissing.
Look out for Trons!
Draw a picture of a scarecrow in MS Paint and set it as your background. It won't stop viruses, but it will kill filthy birds near your computer.
Crumbs between keys can become sustenance for viruses to breed. Replace your keyboard every three hours.
Cell phones are tiny computers that will fit in your dishwasher. You're welcome.
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