Nothing is fresher than a glassful of clean water—except maybe a loaf of newly baked bread shaped like Will Smith. Enjoy fresh H2O with today's Groupon: for $225, you get a water-filtration system (a $299 value) plus installation (a $150 value) from Chicagoland Water Conditioning & Purification, Inc. (a $449 total value). This Groupon is valid for residences in Cook, Lake, and DuPage counties.
Chicagoland Water Conditioning & Purification, Inc., eradicates undesirable elements from drinking water via an Always Fresh model HFC-1000 filtration system. With today's Groupon, an aqua aficionado can connect the filtration system to existing faucets under kitchen sinks, where it will immediately begin separating out chemicals, sediments, and iron. Although not included in today’s Groupon, a replacement cartridge ($125) is needed every 12–18 months in order to keep water spick-and-span and ready for washing hands, dishes, or bowls of plastic fruit. Appointments for installation are available 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday–Friday.
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The Groupon Guide to: Choosing Produce
There's no worse feeling than when you buy what you assume is perfectly ripe produce only to discover it's too hard or have it dissolve into a pile of ashes in your grocery bag. Here are some tips for filling your basket with ready-to-eat fruits and vegetables:
- Broccoli: Drag the vegetable florets-side-up across your arm. Each should be firm enough to rid your forearm of unwanted hair.
- Cherry: You'll have to tear through the tasteless, inedible outer layer to test the cherry's high-protein, peanut-like core. Once you expose the cherry nut, swallow it and rate the pain you feel as it gradually moves down your throat. If it's less than a seven, it's too ripe.
- Apple: Smell an apple. Does it smell apple?
- Cantaloupe: Knock on it to determine if it's hollow. If it is, there's a gerbil living inside subsisting on the fruit's ripe core. Hurry up! You'll have to eat quickly to beat the gerbil.
- Pumpkin: This orange, round gourd shouldn't deflate easily, so repeatedly stab it with something sharp, such as a hunting knife or the tools doctors use to open their mail.
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