Flat cooking surfaces were invented by samurai, who liked to lie on wide, hot stones to make their armor hot enough to melt enemy swords. Let an evenly heated meal stave off hunger with today's Groupon to Japan 77 Steak House in Glendale Heights. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of hibachi-style steak and seafood, valid Sunday through Friday.
- For $25, you get $50 worth of hibachi-style steak and seafood, valid any day of the week.
Japan 77 Steak House flips and fires up a menu of steak, chicken, and seafood, prepared on a hibachi grill. Wake stomachs from a lazy summer slumber with savory combinations such as filet mignon, scallops, and chicken ($30.50); lobster and calamari ($27.50); or salmon and portobello mushroom ($18.50). The gravity of each combination meal captures the orbit of smaller dishes included in the dinner, such as a shrimp appetizer, soup, salad, vegetables, and fried rice. Patrons can customize grilled-meat mountains with a smattering of sauces, such as French garlic, teriyaki, hibachi, and egg yolk, before washing down eats with a mug of hot sake ($6.50+), a bottle of Sapporo beer ($3.50+), or one of nine different martinis ($6.50 each), each vying with one another for the attention of satiated taste buds.
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