Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $45, you get one hour of professional house cleaning from Maid Brigade (a $90 value). Maid Brigade will bring their expert cleaning services to a variety of area codes in southwest Chicago. Consult this list to determine if you are eligible.
Maid Brigade delivers top-notch cleaning services performed with eco-friendly and sustainable products, leaving their clients with a tidy, healthy, stress-free living space. During your one hour of cleaning service, a friendly team of uniformed cleaning professionals will bring their own Green Seal–approved products to purge dirt, grime, and dust from your home’s every nook, cranny, and secret escape hatch, leaving your rooms greener, cleaner, and more hypoallergenic. Maid Brigade is a fully trained, certified, and insured service, allowing customers to enjoy the peace of mind that comes with knowing they’ve left their homes in trustworthy and capable hands. The staff will also adhere to any special cleaning instructions; peruse their list of common services that can be performed according to room before calling to book your 60 minutes of abode absolution.
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Maid Brigade has received a lot of press from such media outlets as The Wall Street Journal and Connecticut Cottages and Gardens. More than 750 Facebookers are fans of the company.
- If a clean home is a happy home, then a clean, green home should be thrilled. The eco-friendly cleaning service Maid Brigade makes homes smile throughout Fairfield and Westchester County… – Mollie Magill, Connecticut Cottages and Gardens
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The Groupon Guide to: The Running of the Bulls
When wild animals get loose in our cities, they are immediately captured by animal rescue squads and returned to the wild. Spain, on the other hand, has channeled its wild bull epidemic into twice-weekly runnings. Here's a guide to participating:
Run Quickly: Most participants simply stand in one place hoping the bulls will gore them with their lucky horns, but bulls love a challenge. To increase your chances of being mauled by a bull's gold-filled horns, run wildly while dressed like the bulls' natural prey: an elephant. Using roller skates to increase your speed is considered cheating unless the bulls are also wearing them.
Avoid the Color Red: Bulls, like donkeys and children, are sterile. The romantic color enrages them because it reminds them that they are unable to mate with one another. Avoid other popular colors such as blue or yellow (or any combination of blue, yellow, and red), because bulls are colorblind and will mistake these hues for the hated red.
Embrace the Bull Within: Spain's most successful matadors don't defeat their bulls using swords, larger swords, or a series of large swords—they defeat them using the "sword" of empathy and then finish them off with nonmetaphorical swords just for show. Sharpen your blade by pondering the same question the bulls face every day: "Where am I?"
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