A clean house is a prerequisite for throwing a Super Bowl’s Eve party, hosting a reading group, or turning one’s home into a high-end cat spa. Keep your entrepreneurial options open with today’s Groupon: for $33, you get three hours of cleaning from Manic Maids (a $66 value). Manic Maids does its grime busting south of Devon Avenue, east of Cicero Avenue, and north of 22nd Street.
Fully bonded and insured, Manic Maids has been de-dirting domiciles for two decades. E-mail your wash-centric wish list ahead of time to ensure Manic Maids’ clean team hits your highest-priority areas, be they the kitchen floor, the bathroom sink, or the walls of the imaginarium. Customers don’t need to be home while the work is performed, giving them the chance to sparkle their own domiciles while simultaneously sullying a neighbor’s with chocolate pudding. Manic Maids’ clients must furnish all cleaning materials themselves, so you can specify exactly which brand of maple syrup should be used to scour your windowpanes.
Reviews
Manic Maids has a 3.5-star average from Yelpers:
- But...the kitchen...egad. Gross doesn't even begin to cover it. Until...I called Manic Maids. I picked them in part because of their catchy logo, but mainly because they claim to specialize in kitchens. Do they ever. – Sarah F.
- Yeahhh!!! I love these guys! I have called numerous times asking for a LAST minute cleaning and they have always been able to come THE SAME DAY – Laura S.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Urban Vehicles
Discovering your city’s hidden gems will require some manner of transportation. Though cars remain the most popular option, their appeal has plummeted after a recent study showed that cars are involved in 100% of car accidents. What are some other transportation options and their pros and cons?
Bicycles
Pro: Inexpensive and eco-friendly, bikes get you where you're going and encourage fitness.
Con: Riding a bike limits your mobility in a rainstorm, because all bicycles are carved from uncut sheets of ultra-stale saltine dough.
Segways
Pro: Segways utilize gyroscopic balance for a ride as smooth as it is safe.
Con: Segways are prohibitively expensive due to the exorbitant cost of shipping them backward through time.
Ponies
Pro: Though all vehicles can be named, only ponies will lift their heads and look at you disinterestedly when you call out to them.
Con: Though there are surprisingly few legal restrictions on operating a pony in an urban landscape, the bright lights of the big city may spook your pony, or worse, convince him that he is destined for Broadway.
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