A person's face twists and turns to display emotions, unlike a pretzel, which only twists and turns to seduce nacho cheese. Keep up appearances with today's Groupon to M.E. Laser and Beauty in Arlington Heights. Choose between the following options:
- For $129, you get two photofacial skin-rejuvenation treatments (an $850 value).
- For $199, you get four photofacial skin-rejuvenation treatments (a $1,700 value).
M.E. Laser and Beauty's certified technicians brandish the Harmony Intense Pulsed Light system during noninvasive skin-rejuvenation treatments that help to smooth away wrinkles and banish blemishes. During each 5- to 15-minute session, a handheld device unleashes a broad spectrum of light onto faces, momentarily tricking club owners into thinking their disco balls grew eyes. Wavelengths delve deep under the epidermis, helping to rouse lethargic skin cells and eliminate damaged tissues through the body's natural purging process. Cooling systems affixed to the apparatus shower skin in calming comfort as the light beams work to alleviate fine lines, boost collagen, and outfit façades with a youthful complexion that glows as bright as a campfire on the sun. Sessions are performed two to four weeks apart and require minimal downtime.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ancient Heroes
Folklore is full of legendary heroes who may or may not have walked among us—Robin Hood, Johnny Appleseed, Mozart—but all of these possibly pretend protagonists have their roots in the heroes of classical mythology:
Hercules: Half man, half Zeus-baby, the ancient Greek hero known as Hercules is perhaps most famous for his nigh-impossible 12 labors—including wrestling the Nemean lion, giving the fabled hydra a chinchilla-style dust bath, and finding his Blockbuster Video card.
Beowulf: The epic story of this Nordic hero’s battle with the monstrous Grendel is one of the earliest examples of English-language literature, as well as one of the earliest premises for a children’s menu place-mat maze. Today, Beowulf is best known as the name of your brother’s previous band.
Gilgamesh: Not much is remembered about this ancient hero, other than his difficult-to-pronounce name and his unusual heritage—two-thirds god, one-third man—genetically attributed to two divine parents who both shared a shameful recessive human gene. In modern English, Gilgamesh translates roughly as "one who is incredibly hulking."
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