Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon to Metamorphosis Med Spa in Downers Grove. Choose between the following options:
- For $149, you get 20 units of Botox (a $375 value).
- For $290, you get 40 units of Botox (a $750 value).
Dr. Vipal Arora of Metamorphosis Med Spa directs a nonsurgical symphony of cosmetic procedures to refresh and relax clients’ faces. Botox provides a steamroller-free solution to facial furrows, though patients are free to wear a hardhat as they discuss options with a doctor during the complimentary consultation. During the treatment itself, Dr. Arora will carefully inject problem areas with the FDA-approved serum, setting in motion smoothing effects that improve lines for up to 3 months. Though every case is different, 20 units should provide roughly enough Botox to flatten either crow's feet or frown lines, rendering faces as youthful as Baby New Year's sidekick, the month-monkey.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox first.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Safeguarding Your Computer
It's a world wild web out there, full of viruses, trojan horses, and cyber mummies. Consult this guide to keeping your computer squeaky clean:
A thumbprint on your monitor might be on the inside of the screen—use a screwdriver to get it out.
There are only three safe websites: robinwilliams.net, robinwilliams.org, and will.i.am.
Keep your computer "clean" by removing all the swears from your Excel documents and deleting any pictures of people kissing.
Look out for Trons!
Draw a picture of a scarecrow in MS Paint and set it as your background. It won't stop viruses, but it will kill filthy birds near your computer.
Crumbs between keys can become sustenance for viruses to breed. Replace your keyboard every three hours.
Cell phones are tiny computers that will fit in your dishwasher. You're welcome.
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