Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon: for $95, you get three European facials at Renee Day Spa (up to a $195 value).
The experienced aestheticians at Renee Day Spa polish skin and whisk away worldly cares with a slew of luxurious spa services. The half-hour European facials begin with a surface cleansing, washing away grime, makeup, and temporary mustache tattoos left over from railroad-tycoon sting operations. Extraction unclogs pores and does away with pimples and blackheads before an exfoliation scours away dead epidermal cells, letting youthful skin shine through. A soothing mask finishes off the facial, infusing skin-nourishing emollients deep into the skin and relaxing faces left achy from face-making contests with magic mirrors.
Though Renee Day Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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