Humans wear clothes to protect their hairless bodies from the elements and flaunt their ability to change out of tuxedoes in front of penguins. Ruffle feathers with this Groupon.
$30 for $60 Worth of Name-Brand Jeans and Women's Apparel
Request Jeans women's denim starting at $68, new spring T-shirts and tops starting at $57, and jewelry costs $60 or less.
The Denim Loft
On-site jean hemming and advice from affable staff members assist The Denim Loft's customers in their search for a flatteringly fitted pair of jeans. In addition to denim from top brands such as Rock Revival and Joe's Jeans, the boutique completes looks with dresses, customizable jewelry, and perfume for women and kids.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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