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- $26 for a pair of nude or black HotPants (a $71.72 value)
- $39 for a pair of capri flares HotPants (a $95.63 value)
- $49 for a pair of flares HotPants (a $111.57 value)
The classic shorts style of HotPants targets fat and cellulite on the hips and bottom with infrared technology. Made from thinner, lighter material, three-quarter-leg capri flares target knees, thighs, and bottoms, and full-length flares also slim down calves. Specially designed for nonworkout wear, nude HotPants discreetly slip beneath work dresses and footie pajamas. Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United States; please allow three to four weeks for delivery.
Zaggora
Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Capitalism
America is the greatest capitalism in the world. Every day we defeat the tyrant beast by living capitalism lifestyle. Know what your capitalism is with this knowledge:
Supply and Demand: The government supplies us with everything we need, but consumers always demand even more. Our capitalist society will only thrive when inhabitants stop wanting more and start knowing that their leaders are daddies who just want to best for them.
Free Market: This idea comes from French laissez-faire (fair for the lazy). At this monthly market all oats and grains are free if you just tell a government employee three compliments on government employee strength.
Economic Growth: Capitalism grows the economy by kindly letting its people pursue business ventures, this would be like flag stores, bread distribution centers, and plastics factories for the making of presidential and vice presidential figurines.
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