Since its invention, laser tag has entertained as many children as laser hopscotch, laser jacks, and laser red rover have vaporized combined. Score some rounds of intense, beam-streaming competition with today's deal: for $8, you get three laser-tag games (an $18 value) at Lazer Kraze. This Groupon is good at your choice of one of the following Lazer Kraze locations: Erlanger or Deerfield Township/Maineville.
Surge through the misty haze, bumping bass lines, and fast flashing lights at Lazer Kraze, where Deerfield Township's three levels or Erlanger's multi-level arena of advanced flashlight tag await. Make it rain raygun ammo from an upper tier, earn a few power-ups, then storm your opponent’s base to deal them a game-changing strike. With as many as 40 taggers traversing either arena, you'll have no shortage of ducks on the darkened pond. After each game's dramatic conclusion, you and your fellow taggers can scope out the real-time scoreboard for accuracy rankings and more. Both the Deerfield Township and Erlanger locations host additional fun factory attractions (not included in this Groupon) such as arcade games, video-game tournaments, inflatable playgrounds, and laser-baked pizzas sliced generously by laser-wielding laser surgeons.
Instead of cartoon re-runs, treat the kids you baby-sit to a more active adventure for the imagination. Or get a small group together and make it a social excursion—laser tag is great for double dates, office outings, or parties.
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