The best way to capture a wild, rampaging meal is to hook it with a gigantic pasta lasso. Test your throwin' arm with today's Groupon to Frankie’s Italian Cuisine in North Olmstead. This Groupon is valid for dine-in, takeout, or delivery. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of Italian fare.
- For $15, you get $30 worth of Italian fare.
The culinary aces at Frankie’s craft a menu that harkens back to grandma’s kitchen with its decadent pastas, specialty pizzas, and meaty feasts. Crispy bits of fried calamari ($8.95) prep mouth muscles for the chicken pompadore ($15.95), which builds a nest of garlic- and tomato-sprinkled penne pasta for its tender bits of chicken. Chefs cast delicate nets of pasta into boiling pots, pulling up a succulent catch of Gulf shrimp to slather in a house-made white or red clam sauce for their seafood-linguine ($17.95) creation. Napkins transform into Renaissance-style paintings as tomato sauce artfully drips from the loaded meatball sandwich ($5.75) or one of 15 specialty pizzas, such as the spicy sausage ($13.95–$23.95) with provolone and sweet red onions. Fluffy plumes of cherry and amaretto filling spill from house-made cannolis ($5.50) as forks spar like seasoned gladiators for the last bite of dessert.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: The Ultimate Snowman
Any fool with a pair of mittens can construct a passable facsimile of a human out of powdered frozen vapor, but it takes a true Picasso of precipitation to create a frosty masterwork. Follow these tips to create a snow sculpture that will endure forever, unless the temperature rises even slightly:
• Stack ‘em High: While traditional snowmen are comprised of three snowy spheroids stacked in ascending size for a more stable base and welcoming maternal curves, there’s no reason to stop there. Continue adding snowballs until your snowman is a gently tapering caterpillar towering gingerly into lower orbit—then decorate its face using a remote-controlled helicopter.
• Don’t Mess with a Classic: Carrot noses were introduced in the 1600s to ridicule Guy Fawkes, a famous waster of then-precious vegetables. Keep his legacy alive today by shoving a carrot into your snowman’s face. If unavailable due to rabbit plagues or juicing fads, just steal a traffic cone from your nearest miniature village.
• Attain Anatomical Accuracy: Keep your snowman’s proportions frighteningly human by having a friend volunteer to act as an armature for you to pack snow onto. He belongs to winter now.
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