Mathematicians have worked to find a formula for beauty, but the best they have done is make a scatterplot that looks like Snow White. Be the fairest one of all with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $45 for a mani-pedi and a hand and arm treatment (a $90 value)
- $45 for a Perk-Up facial and a relaxation massage (a $90 value)
- $45 for a haircut and conditioning and iron-work treatments (a $90 value)
Across 45 minutes, a soothing manicure (a $25 value) and hand and arm treatment (a $20 value) pamper upper appendages with nail shaping and cuticle care, heated hand mitts, and a massage incorporating grape-seed oil, all followed by a polish application. A heated whirlpool throne houses kicks during the relaxation pedicure (a $45 value), which involves a foot scrub, nail shaping, cuticle care, and polish application.
A thorough skin analysis begins the 30-minute Perk-Up facial (a $45 value), which purges pores of impurities with a deep double-cleansing, steam treatment, exfoliation, face massage, and personalized mask. Swedish and deep-tissue techniques tag team muscles during the 30-minute relaxation massage (a $45 value), wherein an expert massage therapist strong-arms stress and tension into submission.
Comprehensive hair service treats tresses to a shampoo, head massage, and designer haircut, which is then styled beneath the vitalizing gust of a blow-dryer and the heated touch of a flat or curling iron. A cutting-edge steamer draws out the benefits of a moisturizing hair mask during the intensive-conditioning steam treatment, leaving hair and scalps moist and ready for styling.
Extasis Salon & Spa
The owner of Extasis Salon & Spa draws from 30 years of experience and training—with such major hair brands as Big Sexy Hair, Matrix, and Redken—to create a place where every client feels unique. She guides a team of beauty professionals, each with a unique set of specialized skills. A member of the team greets each client when they enter and offers a consultation to pair them with the beauty professional best suited to bring the client's vision to life. This personalized care fulfills the salon's promise to make sure no client feels like a number, not even the series of ones and zeros that androids process to understand human love. The stylists work separately from the aestheticians and massage therapists in Extasis's 5,000-square-foot hair studio and private spa. Stylists design and color hair in the airy studio, and aestheticians and massage therapists perform body therapies inside treatment areas that are kept private and are decorated with gentle soothing tones to create a more serene experience.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Bonding with Your Child
Babies come out of the womb so physically weak that they will love anyone strong enough to hold their jello-like bodies, but as kids grow older, parents must earn their love. Here’s how to force your kid to adore you:
Buy Them a Car: Your kid doesn’t want to be seen in whatever hot metal garbage you’re driving around. Drop off your spawn at their favorite local dealership, give them your credit card, and then go wait for them to meet you at the nearest Pizza Barge franchise.
Be a Cool Parent: Make it obvious that you’re not like other parents by dressing in teenager clothing (tight jeans and a T-shirt from a sandwich shop that doesn’t exist anymore). If people mistake you for your child’s loose-skinned older sibling, just go with it. Tell them that your child’s parents disappeared while committing a crime of passion together and you decided to raise your sibling as a graduate-school project.
Spend Time with Them: When children are still young, you can just carry them around in a sling on your chest, but as they grow older and heavier, it’s better to stay attached by sewing a shirt big enough that you both can wear it at the same time. If your kid refuses to wear the shirt, cry loudly until you both feel embarrassed, and then call your kid’s crush and cry loudly to them.
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