The deal is on!
To successfully make pizza, one must toss the proper ingredients into a concrete mixer, wait for the mixture to harden, and then drop in a few sticks of dynamite to blast slices from the drum walls. Today’s deal leaves delicate pie creation to the professionals: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza and more at Extreme Pizza’s North Academy Boulevard location.
Boasting a bevy of gooey pizza-pie options, Extreme Pizza has garnered a boatload of praise for its ability to fuse toppings without welding or undertaking genetic experiments. Frisbee-toss a medium-sized cheese disc into your well-watered mouth, such as the Paia pie, with pineapple, oranges, and Canadian bacon ($15.95). Or try the Yard Sale with sausage, pepperoni, salami, mushrooms, black olives, red onions, tomatoes, tomato sauce, and mozzarella ($15.95). Groups of six to 10 people, meanwhile, can prepare palates for the onslaught of hearty slices by prefacing them with a massive family-style salad, such as the Caesar ($17.99). Otherwise, stimulate taste buds without licking a defibrillator with a dozen x-factor wings ($6.95).
Extreme Pizza also offers gluten-free options for patrons looking for a more nutritious meal or those who have been traumatized by wheat ever since they spent too long thinking about where it comes from. Nosh on dough made fresh daily and marvel at the appetizing circumference of a perfectly prepared pizza with today’s tasty Groupon.
Dine-in only. Not valid for alcohol.
Reviews
Extreme Pizza has a four-star average rating from three Yahoo! Locals and a 3.5-star average rating from four Yelpers:
- We have had numerous kinds of pizza from Extreme Pizza and have thoroughly enjoyed them all. We like the Ragin' Rooster and the Middle East among others. – Ann H., Yelp
- The pizza here has some of the best, freshest toppings of any pizza place i've tried. Try the Screaming Tomato pizza - I never would have thought that I'd like tomatoes as a topping on a pizza, but now I wouldn't go without them. – James A., Yelp
Groupon Says
Macrodermabrasion
Skin-rejuvenating microdermabrasion is really just a miniaturization of the original macrodermabrasion that scientists have been using to scour the surfaces of planets since the early '60s. What are some unusual secrets that have been revealed just below the surface of some of your favorite planets?
- Saturn: Top-most layer of soil composed of 68.2% caramel.
- Jupiter: A hollow, gaseous shell beneath which there is a thriving society of super-intelligent pterodactyls sporting jaunty mortarboards.
- Pluto: Has a smaller Pluto just beneath the surface, which contains a still-smaller Pluto, all the way down until you get to the core, which is a just a golf ball with a swear word written on it in permanent marker.
- Mars: Intricate network of tunnels leading to secret Blockbuster Video locations that appear clean, friendly, well stocked, and visibly unaffected by Netflix or sadness.
- Earth: Ew, bugs!
-
- Share this on Twitter
Comment on our feelings board
Discuss the Deal