Menus are laminated to prevent staining from diners' spilled coffee or attempts to pen “lobster” into every item’s description. Get the dish you really want with this Groupon.
$15 for $30 Worth of Seafood
Fried and broiled seafood dishes for lunch and dinner such as catfish fillet ($5.95-$8.25), deviled crabs ($5.50-$6.50), and broiled flounder stuffed with crab meat ($11.50).
Harbor Inn Seafood
We’re off. I’m aft on the 70-foot trawler—always aft. The spraying saltwater is a tonic for an ocean man who’s been on land too long.
“I think this is it!”
I hear Pat and run over. She was right; within minutes of casting our nets, we’re reeling in scores, or schools, of shiny swimmers. It's hard labor, but gripping the cables and hefting in food for hundreds carries a certain intrinsic satisfaction. And all of us feel this satisfaction as we work in unison—a unison that may involve good-natured ribbing and eruptions of laughter—but a unison nonetheless. Before I know it, hours have passed, and our cargo’s below deck, frozen, and ready to return to port.
The haul is fresh. The diners are waiting, and now it’s time to revel in my nickname at Harbor Inn Seafood: the fishmonger.
Fear, hate, war—those guys, the fear mongers, hate mongers, the warmongers, they don’t know how to monger. I do. And I’ll give up my trade secrets when they start catching swordfish in Lake Huron.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Logic Puzzles
Challenging the brain keeps it from turning into a soft, spreadable gel that looks delicious but will give you canker sores. Keep your brain firm and supple by exercising it with these logic puzzles:
• A man takes 10 flights of stairs to work every day but only has to walk down 9 flights of stairs to get home. How is this possible? (Answer: He takes 10 flights of stairs to work … in his backpack—they're small! He just walks up and down 9 flights of stairs to get to his office and back.)
• You're planning a dinner party for six people. Horace won't sit next to Patricia because of her political views, but he has to sit next to Alice because they're practically married. Nina and Catherine have to sit across from each other because they both love to laugh. Phillip will bring his own chair, which can't be near anyone because he has a leg condition. What is your seating plan? (Answer: Why do you always invite Phillip?)
• A father wants his three sons to inherit a glass figurine, a candle, and two pewter oranges. The eldest son has already been promised the candle. How should the father split up the rest of his estate so that it is fair? (Answer: The youngest son gets the figurine and the pewter oranges. Middle children inherit nothing in the culture where this takes place.)
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