Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$48 for one two-man-hour cleaning session (a $96 value)
$85 for two two-man-hour cleaning sessions (a $192 value)
- Valid for homes in the following zip codes
- 100% satisfaction guarantee
The Cleaning Authority LLC
The Cleaning Authority requires its employees to undergo extensive classroom training before outfitting them with an arsenal of environmentally conscious cleaning products and sending them out to customers' homes. The teams rely only on products with Green Seal's stamp of approval, signifying that the solvents and balms meet stringent standards in both environmental protection and home-cleaning performance. In addition to wielding microfiber cloths and mops, staffers use Carpet and Rug Institute green-label certified vacuums to suck up dust bunnies and, on request, incriminating high- school portraits without filling the air with free-floating allergens.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Scientific Ghost Hunting
Before the discovery of electricity, ghost hunters had to rely on intuition, dubious séance guides, and that unmistakable “ghost smell.” What modern equipment is now available to science-minded spirit seekers?
• Fright-vision goggles
• Five-hour bravery pills
• Infrared vengefulness scanners
• Google Murders
• Machine that converts television static into directions to where treasure is buried
• Ghost detector
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