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Carpet is like your house’s hair, in that attempts to give it a high top will likely end in misery. With today’s Groupon, give your carpet the kind of cleaning you’d want if people had been walking on your hair. For $15, you get an eco-friendly one-room carpet cleaning from CitruSolution, a $35 value. Pick your favorite room (it will most likely be the filthiest), and CitruSolution will come to you, if your home is within five miles of I-270. Call ahead to make sure that you’re in the service area.
CitruSolution extracts a signature citrus solution from the peels of oranges, limes, and grapefruits, then transforms it into a powerful solvent that is safe for the environment, pets, and children. Despite its homegrown origins, this solution can remove tough spots, pet stains, and odors without irritating your allergies with harsh chemicals and sticky residues. In a mind-bender of Escherian proportions, CitruSolution can even remove citrus-based stains like orange juice and spilled Christmas punch. Two to three hours after CitruSolution finishes, your carpet will be dry and ready to welcome the thousands of recently hatched chicks that you’ll need in order to practice chicken sexing.
You can also buy a Groupon as a gift for a neatnik friend or serious-minded child. A clean carpet speaks volumes about its owner’s moral fiber, as the lush deep pile is a signifier for a house’s unknown depths, suggesting spring-smelling linen closets and attics stacked with fastidiously arranged plastic organizer boxes filled with smaller organizer boxes stacked with Tetris-like efficiency.
Reviews
One reviewer on Super Pages, another on Google Maps, and one more on Yahoo! Local all give CitruSolution five stars. Kudzu users give the Atlanta branch five stars as well:
- My carpet looks and smells great...I had an iced tea stain in the middle of my living room carpet. I had tried different products in an attempt to remove the stain with no luck. The stain had lightened with other porducts [sic], but never came totally clean. I was totally amazed that the stain was gone when CitruSolutions was finished. The technician was very courteous and professional. My carpet was dry in about 2 hours and smelled clean & fresh... – Isfairchild2000, Google Maps
- I recently had them out to clean my carpets and it's amazing what they were able to do with their "miracle product" I love it. I'll never use steam cleaning again...My pet stains are gone... – Guest05763, Super Pages
- The quality of the work and the service is definitely a step above the other carpet cleaning companies. – sodister, Kudzu
Groupon Says
Your Carpeting, Brought to You by TV
Home carpeting was long associated with European aristocracy until it first gained acceptance from American homes thanks to the ground-breaking television program All In The Family, starring Carroll O’Conner as lovable bigot Archie Bunker. The show broke numerous taboos involving racism, homophobia, and floor coverings. The Bunkers were the first TV family to proudly display a carpeted floor, and carpets slowly started making their way into our homes.
The Bunkers’ carpets, like their opinions on the delicate social issues of the day, were no mere set dressing, and often became the focus of popular episodes. For instance, the 1978 episode “My Carpet for my Country,”, in which Meathead tries to stop the Vietnam War, was watched by more Americans than were alive at the time. Thanks to All In The Family, carpets today are just as common in homes as the sound of a flushing toilet on network TV.
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