Headphones are a handy device for silencing traffic noise, listening to the traffic report, or stopping traffic with a flawlessly executed crosswalk shimmy. Keep ear buds pumping with this Groupon.
Choose From Five Options
- $20 for screen repair on an iPhone 3G or 3GS (a $44.99 value)
- $29 for repair of Xbox 360 red-ring, PS3 yellow-light, or Wii disc-not-reading error ($69.99 value)
- $34 for screen repair on an HTC Evo (a $79.99 value)
- $49 for screen repair on an iPod 4, iPhone 4, or iPhone 4S (a $119.99 value)
- $35 for $80 worth of general electronics repair
Rescue Cell Phone
At Rescue Cell Phone's four locations, certified technicians restore electronic investments, such as smartphones, iPods, iPads, and gaming systems, backing up their work with 90-day warranties. The phone physicians quickly replace screens, batteries, and buttons within 15 minutes, providing walk-in customers just enough time to browse a wealth of accessories or try on their phone's protective case. In addition to repairing external components, the tech-savvy team unlocks phones and recovers data while maintaining security and confidentiality. Gamers may also take advantage of the circuit navigators' abilities to commune with and restore consoles such as Xbox 360s, PS3s, and Wiis.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Spotting a Robot
It’s no secret that robots walk among us—wearing human skin, pretending to enjoy human fruit, and sleeping while standing perfectly upright on subway trains. What are some other ways you can spot a hidden robot?
• Try “accidentally” getting them wet. For instance, casually hold a large container of travel water in the same hand on which you wear your wristwatch—thus spilling water on an adjacent stranger when you check the hour. If he or she becomes upset that water has been spilled on them, well done—you’ve sniffed out a cyberman.
• Test their logic circuits with a paradox, such as “This statement is a lie,” or “Forrest Gump beat Pulp Fiction AND The Shawshank Redemption for Best Picture.” If they argue that Forrest Gump really was the best film of 1994, nice work, my friend—you’ve ousted an android.
• Simply read the following statement out loud: “I am secretly a robot. I keep this secret even from myself.” If this statement causes you absolutely no alarm, it has most likely been cushioned by the multiple, impenetrable layers of firewall shielding your identity matrix from the cold, metallic truth. Congratulations, and I’m sorry—you’ve found a robot.
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