Like your unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. Today’s Groupon will rid you of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert: for $25, you get $50 worth of waxing services at New Life Anti-Aging on Wilmington Avenue.
New Life Anti-Aging is a full-service medical spa that employs a staff of friendly, licensed aestheticians to perform all its cosmetic services. A variety of waxing services allows you to transform hirsute body parts into slipstreaming vehicle components, ideal for swimming and flying with aerodynamic efficiency. The aestheticians will assist in deftly evicting clingy follicles from areas such as the face ($49), eyebrows ($19.95), upper lip ($14.95), and chin ($14.95). Ensure milliseconds are shed off morning-commute times by removing follicle deadweight from your arms or forearms ($39.95), underarms ($29.95), back ($59.95), and chest ($59.95). Or prime soul sacks for poolside lounging by opting for a half-leg ($39.95), full-leg ($64.95), bikini ($39.95), or Brazilian ($69.95) wax. Waxing provides a longer-lasting hairlessness than shaving, and when the hair does come back after a few weeks, it's meek, soft, and easily scared back into the follicle with banging pans or the threat of another round of wax.
Please call ahead to make an appointment.
Groupon Says
The Wonderful World of Wax
New Life Anti-Aging has synthesized mankind's historic relationship with wax into a comfortable, efficient process, but wax has many other functions in our modern world that must not go overlooked:
- Safe, environmentally friendly alternative to tar when adhering feathers to a humiliated small-town mayor
- Can be formed into a lifelike representation of Captain Jean-Luc Picard to photograph on rollycoasters
- Earwax provides limited protection against fungi, mites, and the work of Billy Joel
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