Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles, thickening middles, and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Slow the ravages of Father Time with today’s Groupon to 3Med Health Institute. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get 20 units of Botox (a $300 value).
- For $189, you get 40 units of Botox (a $600 value).
Doctors and nurses at 3Med Health Institute treat weathered complexions with professional-strength Botox injections to delay the signs of aging. First, a pretreatment consultation determines individual clients' target areas in order to establish a custom treatment plan. Trained physicians then inject nonsurgical Botox units directly into fine lines to subdue overactive facial muscles and temporarily smooth eye lines, brow creases, and dog-eared lobes. Multiple units cover many areas, including crow's-feet and vertical lines between eyebrows, and the nonsurgical nature of the treatments allows patients to promptly return to their normal routines of working, raising a family, or impersonating department-store mannequins.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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Doctors and nurses at 3Med Health Institute aim to delay the signs of aging on each client’s body and face through a personalized regimen of nonsurgical medical treatments. The process kicks off as a patient fills out a thorough health questionnaire in their own home or an office they rented to fill out questionnaires in. Then, during a one-hour initial appointment, a doctor reviews the results, discusses their symptoms and concerns, and draws up an appropriate age-management plan. High-resolution blood imaging analyzes a single drop of blood for signs of pathological biochemical processes, such as lipid and protein oxidation, giving doctors an inside look at clients’ health. They then prescribe custom hormones and supplements such as high-dose vitamin C. Other aspects of the anti-aging initiative include weight-loss and fitness programs, laser hair removal, and Botox injections.