The only thing more romantic than gazing at your lover’s image from within a heart-adjacent locket is transferring that image onto a large canvas for all to see, envy, and plant lipsticked kisses on. Today’s Groupon gives art lovers, photography lovers, and lover lovers alike a reason to celebrate: for $69, you get a 16"x20" gallery-wrapped canvas, including image tune-up and shipping, from 44 Wide (a $196.50 total value).
Boutique print company 44 Wide was founded by a father-and-son duo and provides top-quality, large-format prints for both pro photographers and first-time film snappers alike. Your Groupon is good for a 16"x20" wrapped canvas, a blown-up, retouched, and fully edited photograph of your choice artfully applied to a large canvas for ease of wall hanging. The process begins by uploading a favourite photo of a photogenic french bulldog or your parole-board hearing directly to the company’s website. Canvases are all coated with a state-of-the-art protective shield, so splatters of water, chardonnay, and liquid lip gloss can simply be smudged off the portrait with a damp cloth without doing damage to the canvas.
Prints are produced with the help of top-quality equipment in 44 Wide’s sleek and sophisticated gallery, and your Groupon includes shipping of the finished canvas. Take this opportunity to cover a shamefully naked wall space with a crisp and clean customized canvas, or gift this Groupon to a couple of newlyweds still smugly flipping through their wedding book at breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Groupon buyers will also receive a $40 credit toward printing their next 16"x20" canvas, which will include an image tune-up (a $60 value) and the cost of shipping.
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The Groupon Guide to: Upset Stomachs
For centuries, a weak stomach was associated with a strong mind, as philosophers, generals, and the child-geniuses who ruled the Alps were known to suffer from indelicate bowels. Here's a look at the most common causes of this malady of the magnificent-minded:
Nerves: Not to be confused with butterflies in the stomach, which is caused by eating butterfly larvae and can be cured by thinking about the butterfly's natural predator, unhappy children. Holding nervousness in your mind can trigger an aching stomach; Socrates was famous for becoming so nervous that he turned into a pile of grapes anytime a woman touched him.
Indigestion: Unlike animals, which have four stomachs, modern humans' streamlined internals contain only two acid-producing food sacks, making it difficult to digest spicy or sharp foods. The only female pilot ever, Amelia Earhart, was only able to digest rainclouds, almonds, and bad news.
Love: Invented by Shakespeare, this untoward emotion is a constant source of abdominal agitation. To cure a love-provoked upset stomach, you must boldly declare your love by screaming it into the face of all passersby, zoo animals, mirrors, and drive-time talk-radio call-in programs. Never, never to the person you're actually in love with, because the chances are excellent that they will reject you.
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