hide
Refer Friends. Get $10*

Chicago

  • A
  • C
  • D
  • F
  • G
  • H
  • I
  • K
  • L
  • M
  • N
  • O
  • P
  • R
  • S
  • T
  • U
  • V
  • W
  • Canada
  • Other Countries
x hide

Oh no... You're too late for this Groupon!

Sign up for our daily email so you never miss another Groupon!

7E Fit Spa – River North

One, Two, or Three Torc II Body-Contouring Treatments (Up to 70% Off)

from$59
Buy
No Longer Available
Wed Jul 11 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$150
Discount
61%
You Save
$91
  • T460x279
  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Noninvasive, FDA-approved treatment employs two types of electrical simulation to help shed inches

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. Services must be used by the same person. May redeem 2 Torc Sessions option and 3 Torc Sessions option across visits.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $59 for one 60-minute Torc II body-contouring treatment (a $150 value)
  • $99 for two 60-minute Torc II body-contouring treatments (a $300 value)
  • $135 for three 60-minute Torc II body-contouring treatments (a $450 value)

Noninvasive, FDA-approved treatments harness the power of bioelectrical stimulation and cranial electrical stimulation to battle unwanted bulges, with maximum results revealed after six sessions.

7E Fit Spa

The research staff at 7E—a medical-aesthetic company that prides itself on skincare innovations—designs noninvasive treatments that combat the effects of aging and bolster all-over wellness. Once staff members have perfected a solution, they share the fruits of their labors with clients at 7E Fit Spa. One of these many fruits is the Torc Plus, an FDA-approved body-contouring machine that works to deplete inches and bulk up muscles in bodies through electrical stimulation. The spa’s noninvasive face-lifts tighten visages while evening out skin tone, reducing puffiness, and increasing circulation, and saunas detoxify the body and relax clients with infrared heat shoplifted from the equator.

Groupon Says

Dem_teaser_cat

The Groupon Guide to: Evolution

While many believe that evolution is a scientific fact, it is—in reality—a collection of the smaller, individual scientific facts presented below:

• Evolution occurs when, over millions of years and reproductive cycles, an organism spontaneously mutates in a way that is advantageous to further reproduction, like the first microbe who was able to take a breath of oxygen and use it to say "I don't know what it is, but you look nice today."

• Evolution is blatantly visible in some animals, such as giraffes who have evolved long necks to absorb more of the sunlight that powers their brains, or penguins who have devolved their ability to fly in order to avoid skysharks. It should be noted that skysharks, invented by a Soviet geneticist in 1972, are not strictly the product of evolution, although they are unstoppable.

• Human evolution has stagnated in recent decades due to the discarding of traditional notions of survival of the fittest in favor of altruism, care for the very young and very old, and the stubborn refusal to resort to cannibalism, even on very long or frustrating elevator rides. Scientists agree that evolution itself will most likely evolve into something more practical, like a tiny voice that whispers "get robot arms."

Are human beings no longer evolving? The shocking truth.

7E Fit Spa

  • A

    River North

    641 W Grand Ave.
    Chicago, Illinois 60654
    (312) 525-1008
    Get Directions