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A.K. Chiropractic Center – Saint Peters

Three, Four, or Five LipoLaser and Body-Vibration Sessions (Up to 80% Off)

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$500
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In a Nutshell

Technicians blast fat cells with lasers during 30- to 45-minute treatments; whole-body vibration helps flush fat-cell waste out of the body

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid for new clients only. Must be used by the same person.
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Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $99 for three LipoLaser sessions and three whole-body vibration sessions (a $500 value)
  • $149 for four LipoLaser sessions and four whole-body vibration sessions (a $600 value)
  • $199 for five LipoLaser sessions and five whole-body vibration sessions (a $700 value)

During this noninvasive treatment, lasers pierce fat cells, which causes the cells to release their contents and shrink. The body then flushes the fat-cell waste out of the lymphatic system with the help of a 10-minute whole-body vibration session.

A.K. Chiropractic Center

Dr. Jeremy Schiermeyer and his staff promote physical well-being with a wide array of services that combine technology with more traditional holistic therapies. LipoLaser treatments whittle waists with low-level lasers, vibrating Power Vibe platforms help to boost circulation and stimulate the lymphatic system, and B12 injections and intravenous nutrition introduce vitamins directly into the bloodstream, bypassing the digestive system and parasitic aliens. The chiropractic center also uses time-tested holistic techniques, such as chiropractic adjustments, reflexology, and nutrition programs.

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A.K. Chiropractic Center

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    Saint Peters

    1276 Jungermann Rd, Suite A
    Saint Peters, Missouri 63376
    (636) 922-9993
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