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A Renaissance Health Center for Natural Medicine – Downtown Gresham

Three Acupuncture Treatments or Three Deep-Tissue Massages (Up to 52% Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu Nov 15 07:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$245
Discount
51%
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$126
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Hair-thin, sterile needles encourage proper energy flow to alleviate stress; deep-tissue massage targets buried muscle knots to instill calm

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 15, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $119 for three acupuncture treatments (a $245 value)
  • $129 for three deep-tissue massages (a $270 value)

During acupuncture, strategically placed, hair-thin needles aim to promote the body's chi—or natural energy flow—to alleviate stress and help resolve a broad range of ailments, from anxiety to insomnia. Alternatively, deep-tissue massages use long, flowing strokes and targeted pressure to break up buried muscle aches while instilling a sense of calm. Each appointment lasts about an hour.

A Renaissance Health Center for Natural Medicine

Using their extensive training and diverse backgrounds, A Renassiance's team of wellness professionals aims to help bodies heal naturally. Licensed massage therapists reduce chronic pain and increase flexibility with a range of manipulations that include sports massage, deep tissue work, and lymphatic massage. Meanwhile, the medical staff provides comprehensive family and women’s healthcare. They manage pain with traditional Western chiropractic care and ancient oriental medical practices including acupuncture and smile-inducing origami.

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A Renaissance Health Center for Natural Medicine

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    Downtown Gresham

    130 NW MILLER AVE
    GRESHAM, Oregon 97030
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