Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
$49 for the Princess Vacation package for one (a $115 value)
- Therapeutic one-hour Swedish massage
- Foot scrub
- Hot-stone foot treatment
$59 for the Royal Back Treatment for one (a $135 value)
- Therapeutic one-hour deep-tissue massage
- Eucalyptus-infused scrub
- Detoxifying mud mask
$89 for the King and Queen package for two (a $225 value)
- Therapeutic one-hour couples Swedish massage
- Hot-stone upgrade for the massage
- Wine and chocolate-drizzled strawberries
A Royal Touch
The licensed massage therapists at A Royal Touch inspire clients to bid adieu to quotidian stress and muscle tension. They use heated river rocks to enhance the therapeutic benefits of a massage and a vitamin-rich organic-coconut-oil scrub to nourish the skin or protect dashboard-based bobble dolls from sun damage. The team also offers detoxifying body wraps and relaxing packages designed for pairs or singles.