Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$99 for the King and Queen package for two ($225 value)
- Therapeutic one-hour couples Swedish massage
- Hot-stone upgrade for the massage
- Wine and chocolate-drizzled strawberries
$35 for a 60-minute therapeutic massage for one ($80 value)
- Licensed massage therapist applies moderate-to-deep pressure to alleviate soreness and tension in even the innermost muscle layers.
A Royal Touch
The licensed massage therapists at A Royal Touch inspire clients to bid adieu to quotidian stress and muscle tension. They use heated river rocks to enhance the therapeutic benefits of a massage and a vitamin-rich organic-coconut-oil scrub to nourish the skin or protect dashboard-based bobble dolls from sun damage. The team also offers detoxifying body wraps and relaxing packages designed for pairs or singles.