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A Royal Treatment – On Location

One or Two 60-Minute or One 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage (Up to 52% Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu Aug 09 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$60
Discount
52%
You Save
$31
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In a Nutshell

Massage therapist makes house calls to provide relaxation and relief with Swedish or deep-tissue techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 18, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Valid only for Robyn. Not valid in OR. Valid only within select service area. Two 60-minute massages must be used over multiple visits.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $29 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $60 value)
  • $45 for one 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $90 value)
  • $59 for two 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $120 value)

Therapist Robyn and her massage table will travel anywhere within the service area.

A Royal Treatment

Massage therapist Robyn McClure makes house calls to help the aching bodies of homebodies decompress with a retinue of full-body treatments. Clients can light candles and spritz oils in the comfort of their own home and choose from Robyn's deep menu of modalities, which includes standards such as Swedish, deep tissue, and trigger-point therapy. Or they may enlist Robyn's focus for a more specialized treatment such as a medical massage, carpal-tunnel massage, or prenatal massage, which can help relieve the physical discomforts of pregnancy as well as the stress brought on by having complete strangers talk to your belly.

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