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A-Side Massage – Portland

60- or 90-Minute Massage (Up to 61% Off)

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No Longer Available
Fri Aug 31 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$75
Discount
61%
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$46
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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapist kneads away mental and corporeal aches and stresses with Swedish or deep-tissue massage techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage therapists are known for their strong hands, which means that the best way to find one is to follow a trail of open pickle jars. Find a helping hand with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $75 value)
  • $49 for one 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $100 value)

A-Side Massage

Licensed massage therapist Alex Johnson has been helping clients relax, rejuvenate, or heal from injuries since 1996. The Boulder College of Massage honors graduate has molded muscles in a broad range of settings from corporate offices to spas swaddled in sea breezes rolling in from Hawaiian beaches. Alex draws upon this knot-untying expertise every time he approaches his massage table, where he eases aches and stress with a variety of modalities, including deep tissue, myofacial release, and shiatsu massages. An aspiring musician whose first love was music, Alex customizes the soundtrack played during each massage session to match the mood and clients' tastes. Furthermore, he offers a special massage service tailored specifically to musicians to ease the pain of lugging around bulky instruments and scale models of Stonehenge.

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A-Side Massage

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    Portland

    4838 NE Sandy Blvd. , Suite 210
    Portland, Oregon 97213
    (503) 382-9653
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