Horses fell out of travelers' favor after the advent of engines and the classification of hay as a performance-enhancing substance. Travel cleanly in cars with today's Groupon to A1 Imports Autoworks in San Rafael. Choose between the following:
- For $21, you get a standard oil change (an $83 value).
- For $59, you get three standard oil changes (a $249 value).
Each oil change includes:
- Up to 5 quarts of conventional oil
- Tire rotation
- Multipoint inspection
- New regular filter
The ASE-certified mechanics at A1 Imports Autoworks freshen foreign and domestic vehicles with up to 5 quarts of conventional oil. After swapping out old, debris-clogged crude for fresh lubricants, techs top off all vital car fluids. The insightful mechanics then inspect tires for signs of irreconcilable wear and spy on wheel bearings, springs, and emergency brakes during a multipoint inspection. Each service lasts about 30 minutes, or the time it takes to microwave, eat, and regret 15 Hot Pockets.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Building Your Dream Home
Your home is your fortress, which is why it's constantly under attack from redcoat soldiers. Build a safe and happy home by following these guidelines:
• A home has to have a roof to keep clouds from seeing your spouse naked. Cobble a roof together using saltine crackers dipped in hard plastic. When the plastic wears off, you've got delicious crackers again.
• Windows let in sunlight, which will ruin the dark, moist climate in which children flourish. If you insist on a window, make it a stained-glass depiction of a horse fighting a family to symbolize the fact that no one is safe from horses.
• Put your home in a great location, such as a waterfront, a celebrity graveyard, or a larger, fancier house.
• Stepping on a floor of richly stained wood will make you feel terrible about how opulent your home is. Cover your floor in animal hides instead to feel like you're still living like an animal.
• Build your house out of wood so that it will biodegrade after you abandon it because of all the dogs.
• A dream home can include all kinds of amenities, from a pit outside where you can store your shoes to an old man who cares for the garbage can to a room just for crying. Let your imagination run wild.
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