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Columbus Teeth Whitening – Polaris

$99 for Three Consecutive Teeth-Whitening Treatments ($199 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Customers coat teeth with a light-reactive gel before saturating mouth spaces with an LED light to brighten smiles up to nine shades

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Must be 15 or older; under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
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Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with this Groupon.

$99 for Three Consecutive Teeth-Whitening Treatments ($199 Value)

The in-office treatment illuminates teeth in three back-to-back 20-minute sessions, separated—like realistic moments on most modern sitcoms—by five-minute breaks.

Columbus Teeth Whitening

Columbus Teeth Whitening's whitening system gifts clients with a smile as bright as one granted by a trip to the dentist's office without activating the primal fear most humans have of the dentist’s office. The food-grade hydrogen peroxide gels are manufactured in the United States using organic ingredients. Customers apply a combination of reactive bleaching gels and LED light, abating tooth blemishes to brighten teeth up to nine shades—which is what the nine original planets called their umbrella collection before Pluto absconded the solar system with them.

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Columbus Teeth Whitening

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    Polaris

    9039 Antares Ave., Suite F-2a
    Columbus, Ohio 43240
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