Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona body-slimming treatments at Absolute Health in Fairfield (a $2,488 value).
Under the expert guidance of trained physicians, Absolute Health harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The knowledgeable staff of Absolute Health uses traditional and alternative medical practices to help patients prevent and reverse unwanted side effects of aging. To achieve whole-body wellbeing, Absolute Health’s physicians treat the underlying causes of their patients’ woes, including aesthetic and health concerns, instead of covering up symptoms with pain medication. From asthma and osteoporosis to customized facials and weight management, the informed staff walks patients through each service, thoroughly explaining the details of how it treatment will proceed and how it will address their concerns.