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Absolute Massage of Knoxville – Knoxville

One or Two 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages (Up to 55% Off)

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Tue Feb 26 04:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$65
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$33
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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapist uses kneading techniques designed to boost circulation, reduce tension and stress, and increase flexibility

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Subject to availability. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $32 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $65 value)
  • $59 for two 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $130 value)

Customers can also indulge in aromatherapy during their massage for an additional $10.

Absolute Massage of Knoxville

Licensed massage therapist Stacey Teeler stretches, strengthens, and relaxes muscles within her studio, Absolute Massage of Knoxville. The therapist enhances circulation and busts apart pockets of stress with long and flowing Swedish strokes or stretches muscles and quells aches and pains with deep-tissue kneads. Optional aromatherapy oils can relax the mind and tickle the gnomes hiding in the nose throughout Stacey's half- and full-body sessions.

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Absolute Massage of Knoxville

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    Knoxville

    1400 Hollywood Road
    Knoxville, Tennessee 37909
    (865) 384-2016
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