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Absolute Noodle – Chinatown

Asian Cuisine for Two or Four (Half Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu Mar 07 04:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$30
Discount
50%
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$15
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In a Nutshell

Asian restaurant specializing in noodle dishes such as shrimp tempura, cherry tomatoes, and baby spinach tossed with fettuccine

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only after 4 p.m. Dine-in only. Not valid for happy hour specials.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $15 for $30 worth of Asian cuisine for two
  • $25 for $50 worth of Asian cuisine for four

The menu includes wavy egg noodles tossed with braised baby back ribs, cilantro, and roasted garlic ($10); steamed tofu topped with shiitake mushrooms and corn salsa ($4); and desserts such as bubble tea ($4).

Absolute Noodle

Boneless duck and buckwheat noodles in a savory soy-based soup. Fried chicken tossed first with sweet teriyaki sauce and then a heap of egg noodles. At Absolute Noodle, these Asian noodle feasts are two of seven signature dishes. Seven is also the number of noodle styles that form the foundations for create-your-own dishes, ranging from fettuccine and ramen to rice or glass noodles.

Appetizers such as pork-belly sliders and shrimp croquettes afford diners rich noodle alternatives, and glasses of siam punch and organic iced green tea complement any edibles. Meals unfold in Absolute Noodle’s spacious dining room, whose copper walls showcase traditional Asian art. The soft, romantic lighting sets the stage for intimate conversations on dates or performance reviews.

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Absolute Noodle

3.5 out of 5
Yelp (5 Reviews)
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    Chinatown

    772 5th St. NW
    Washington, D.C. 20001
    (202) 789-0022
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