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Absolute Wellness – Vernon

$35 for 90-Minute Massage at Absolute Wellness in Vernon ($100 Value)

$35
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No Longer Available
Wed Jan 12 04:59:00 UTC 2011
Value
$100
Discount
65%
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$65
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Highlights

  • Dexterous massage therapist
  • Variety of massage modalities
  • Peaceful atmosphere
  • Can upgrade to longer session

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 12, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Reservation required. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 90-minute massage at Absolute Wellness, located in Vernon (a $100 value).

Within the tranquil milieu of Absolute Wellness, expert massage therapist Susie Williams treats backs to a cadre of posterior coddlements. Reward your back to a luxurious 90-minute massage custom-tailored to its exact needs. Williams employs a variety of techniques, including Swedish, targeted deep tissue, hot stone, and muscle-manipulating sports styles, gradually kneading away the knots and aches that accompany a lifetime of wearing enormous, fruit-filled hats. As she works, Williams strives to educate her patrons, teaching them about preventive care and answering any questions they have along their journey to better backdom.

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Absolute Wellness

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    Vernon

    428 Hartford Tpk., Suite 107
    Vernon, Connecticut 06066
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