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Abstract Salon & Spa – Portage

60-Minute Couples Massage, 60-Minute Therapeutic Massage, or Spa Package (Up to 57% Off). Four Options Available.

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Value
$60
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  • Good for Gifting
  • Pampered
  • Date Night
  • Well-Groomed

In a Nutshell

60-minute couples & therapeutic massages in private room; packages pamper with mani-pedis, massages, body-wraps, facials & hair treatments

The Fine Print

  • Expires 360 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $29 for a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $60 value)
  • $39 for a gingerbread express spa package (an $80 value), which includes an express mani-pedi and a 30-minute therapeutic massage of the back and shoulders
  • $59 for a 60-minute couples massage (a $130 value)
  • $75 for a Deeply Relaxed spa package (a $170 value), which includes a 60-minute deep-tissue massage, spa mani-pedi, Malibu hair treatment, scalp massage, and shampoo and style

Abstract Salon & Spa

Owner and licensed cosmetologist Linda Darling helms a team of licensed professionals who enhance natural beauty and well-being with salon and spa services. Along with services for hair, skin, and muscles, Abstract Salon & Spa hosts classes for clients who wish to give a partner a massage or apply makeup for events other than clown-college graduation.

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Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Barbershop Chatter

The barbershop has gained a reputation for being the place to go for listening to all sorts of lively chatter. Here's a sampling of what you might hear your barber say next time you get a haircut:

  • "Take 2 inches off the top? Yep, that's something I can do when these casts come off."

  • "I've been thinking about labeling the scissor jar 'Scissors' and the comb jar 'Not Scissors.' Thoughts?"

  • "Ha! No, this isn't the kind of barbershop that sweeps up the hair clippings."

  • "Someone stole all of our magazines, but you can read this letter I've been meaning to send to my estranged wife."

  • "Welcome to the barbershop, where men are kings and kings are giants and giants are half off before noon."

Why are barbershops called "listen holes"?

Abstract Salon & Spa

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    Portage

    8842 Portage Rd., Suite 104
    Portage, Michigan 49002
    (269) 216-3491
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