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Abundant Health Acupuncture, LLC – Madison

Two Acupuncture Treatments with Consultation ($215 Value)

$70
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Sat Sep 22 04:59:59 UTC 2012
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Licensed staff finds root of pain symptoms before administering treatments that can assuage chronic fatigue, depression, and incontinence

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. May use over multiple visits. Treatments must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

It doesn't take much to disrupt the body's internal energy: keeping an irregular sleep schedule, repressing anger, or squeezing an ice cube in your hand and slowly lowering your fist into a sink of hot water. Restore the balance with this Groupon.

$70 for Two Acupuncture Treatments with Initial Consultation ($215 Value)

The 45-minute initial consultation gives acupuncturists a chance to understand each client’s medical history so they can determine the root of pain symptoms. They then take them through an education of Chinese medicine before administering the first of two one-hour treatments, the second of which takes place on a follow-up visit.

Abundant Health Acupuncture, LLC

Abundant Health’s founder and national-board-certified acupuncturist Gladys Novak became aware of the therapeutic benefits of Chinese medicine over 20 years ago after witnessing the transformation of a friend afflicted with chronic back pain. With a goal of healing others holistically, Gladys pursued a bachelor of nutrition and a master of science in oriental medicine from Midwest College of Oriental Medicine in Racine before opening her practice. Gladys’s ongoing education in Chinese medicine has allowed her to specialize in acupuncture, facial rejuvenation, hormonal balancing, herbal medicine, nutrition therapy, and ice-fishing on the local lakes in summer.

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From writing emails to just opening up a Word document and typing "Today is the day I won't cry" over and over again, everything we do on a daily basis requires a computer keyboard. Keep your typing tool in immaculate condition using this proven method:

What You'll Need: • Can of compressed air
• Sharp knife
• Photo of a clean keyboard for reference
• Child, not necessarily your own
• Dirty keyboard (Pro Tip! If your keyboard isn't dirty enough, simply cover it in sunflower seeds and leave it outside to let the birds dirty it up for you.)

INSTRUCTIONS
Step One
With the can of compressed air in one hand and the knife in the other, stab the can. If you pierce the can on your first try, your knife is sharp enough to move on to Step Two. If you don't pierce it right away, keep stabbing but know that Step Two will take longer than it would if your knife had just been sharper.

Step Two
With your knife still in hand, jab at the photo of the clean keyboard until it has been shredded into a fine paste. You don't want any beautiful keyboard photos distracting you from what you took a day off of work to do—clean that computer keyboard!

Step Three
Congratulations, you are on to Step Three! With the child within earshot and awake, explain the benefits of a clean keyboard while turning the keyboard upside down and shaking it until you dislodge all crumbs and fluids the birds left behind. Now you've done more than enough today—taught a child a valuable lesson and cleaned that keyboard—to stop crying.

Which knife should I use to clean my keyboard?

Abundant Health Acupuncture, LLC

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    Madison

    8517 Excelsior Dr., Suite 304
    Madison, Wisconsin 53717
    (608) 833-1688
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