Learning to sail bestows people with stylish windblown hair and the ability to talk to clams before putting them in chowder. Reap boating benefits with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a sailing outing for two from Resort Watersports (a $60 total value). valid at its Bahia Hotel and Catamaran Hotel locations. The sailing outing includes the following:
- 30-minute sailing lesson for two (a $35 value)
- One-hour sailboat rental for two (a $25 value)
Resort Watersports' seasoned instructors offer lessons in sailing and outfit water wranglers with sailboat rentals. After climbing aboard a 14-foot sailboat, an instructor teaches each pair of boaters the basic tenets of wave riding over the course of the half-hour lesson, imparting knowledge of wind reading, the parts of the ship, and how to block phone calls from malicious sirens. Undocked duos are then free to explore the watery nooks and crannies of Mission Bay with a one-hour sailboat rental, bobbing on the waves and speed-reciting The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Resort Watersports also rents pedal boats, kayaks, paddleboards, and other beachy paraphernalia, though these conveyances are not included in this Groupon.
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The Groupon Guide to: Avoiding the Common Cold
Recently, the cattle disease Rinderpest was officially eradicated, making it only the second disease in history to be completely wiped out (the first was unhappiness). Unfortunately, greedy doctors are no closer to wiping out their noncurable cash cow: the common cold. Here's how you can avoid catching this all-too-common illness:
- Never associate with "common" folks, only the super rich, whose transplanted, computerized immune systems shield them from disease.
- Steer clear of drafty areas, such as wind tunnels and whistling competitions.
- Make your own vaccine by kissing as many sick people as you can.
- If you feel sick, you need plenty of water and rest, so hire someone trustworthy to continuously spray water on you while you sleep.
- Take vitamins. Specifically, take them from your neighbors, because there's only so much health to go around.
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