Allergies, like thunderstorms, are wet, ruin picnics, and cause loud, dog-scaring outbursts. Be comfortable with any way the wind blows with today's Groupon: for $75, you get an allergy evaluation and two treatments at Advanced Allergy Relief of Connecticut (a $240 value).

Advanced Allergy Relief of Connecticut treats sufferers of dander and dandelion afflictions with a holistic approach. After an initial examination of each sniffling sufferer's allergies, two separate treatments are performed, allowing patients to finally ask out that cute botanist they've been eyeing. During the procedure, muscles, nerves, and acupuncture points are gently stimulated while being exposed to digital signals of appropriate allergens. This treatment is safe for all ages, and it involves no needles and no medications, making it as safe and sound as a baby chick in its cocoon.