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Advanced Health Center, PC – Hackensack

One or Two 60-Minute Massages (Up to 62% Off)

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$90
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In a Nutshell

60-minute massages help drive away stress, improve circulation, and break down scar tissue; choice of four modalities

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. All services must be used by the same person. Tax and gratuity not included.
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Getting a massage when your muscles ache is a no-brainer, like signing a guy named Michael Bestseller to a publishing contract. You can't go wrong with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for one 60-minute massage (up to a $90 value)
  • $69 for two 60-minute massages (up to a $180 value)

Choose from Swedish or sports massages

Advanced Health Center, PC

Doctors of Chiropractic Angel Carrion and Lisa Noto-Carrion bring strong backgrounds in sports and body mechanics to their holistic treatments at Advanced Health Center, PC. This husband-and-wife team addresses the spinal needs of athletes, guys who professionally look under pianos for loose change, and regular folk, not just treating injuries but striving for prevention and general wellness as well. Jacqueline Sanchez, the certified massage therapist on staff, complements their work with custom sports massages and relaxing Swedish massages.

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Advanced Health Center, PC

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    Hackensack

    335 A Main St.
    Hackensack, New Jersey 07601
    (201) 489-3400
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