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Advanced Healthcare Associates – Multiple Locations

$36 for One-Hour Therapeutic, Sports, or Clinical Massage ($80 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Massage therapists coax bodies toward more relaxed states with therapeutic, clinical, and sports modalities

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required; subject to availability.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Tension, like a ticking time bomb, is useful when creating drama but uncomfortable when stuck between your shoulders. Diffuse the situation with this Groupon.

$36 for One-Hour Massage ($80 Value)

After an initial consultation, clients pick a therapeutic, sports, or clinical massage and then have muscular knots unwound by an experienced therapist. This Groupon is valid at Advanced Healthcare Associates' locations in Glendale Heights, Naperville, and Wheaton.

Advanced Healthcare Center

The experienced staff members of Advanced Healthcare Center combine their individual talents with a holistic approach to medicine to give patients a long-term alternative to medications and surgery. Dr. Susie Warden, director, and her staff bolster backbones and overall health through spinal exams, adjustments, and inspirational sports montages. Resident massage therapists provide additional torso restoration with various massage techniques customized following chiropractic exams, and physical therapists strengthen muscular health through prescribed exercise regimens. The office's in-house medical physicians provide insight into metabolic cases, nutritional counselors construct dietary plans to nurture the body, and acupuncturists realign energy flows and destroy nearby balloons.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Building a Fort in Your Apartment

Hey, just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t have some good, old-fashioned fun. Ignore the fact that your grandfather had already fought in a war and fathered two children and gotten three promotions by your age and enjoy these tips for building a fort in your apartment:

• Clear out some space for the fort that you, an adult, are building. This means clearing away the any of the following instruments from the common room: replica Paul McCartney Hofner bass, ukulele, Professor Learning’s Toddler Xylophone, three theremins, and $1,500 Moog synthesizer that no one could figure out.

• You’re going to need some bedding. There should be a pile of it on your mattress, which is on the floor and not a bed frame.

• Get permission to co-opt the space with a fun, fun fort. Since you live with fellow cool people and not a family, it should not be a problem.

• Drape some blankets over a lamp or stick. Do this instead of updating your resumé or working on the painting you started 11 months ago when you heard your calling.

• Put a picture of the fort on the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Internet is the night sky into which we yell that we are alive. It does not answer back.

Advanced Healthcare Associates

  • A

    Naperville

    1001 E Ogden Ave. , Ste 202
    Naperville, Illinois 60563
    (630) 922-5500
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  • B

    Glendale Heights

    544 North Ave.
    Glendale Heights, Illinois 60139
    (630) 534-5400
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  • C

    Wheaton

    411 E Roosevelt Rd.
    Wheaton, Illinois 60187
    (630) 260-1300
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