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Advanced Holistic Health – Southgate

One or Three Swedish Massages (Up to 56% Off)

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$60
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In a Nutshell

Therapists use long, flowing strokes to knead away tension and untie muscle knots during one-hour Swedish massages

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 5, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment required. Services must be used by same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Getting a massage is one of the best ways to achieve inner peace, alongside meditating or eating a handful of doves' eggs. Feel good inside and out with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value)
  • $79 for three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $180 value)

Advanced Holistic Health

The therapists at Advanced Holistic Health aim to enhance their clients' well-being with the power of touch therapies. Making use of traditional Swedish, intense deep-tissue, and sports-specific massage, they work out muscle kinks and knead away stresses. During reflexology sessions, they target pressure points in the feet to bring internal organs into harmony and coax toenail clippings back to their respective toes. Sixty-minute yoga sessions help clients reach their physical goals thanks to custom routines with an instructor.

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Advanced Holistic Health

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    Southgate

    13330 Fort St.
    Southgate, Michigan 48195
    (734) 309-6908
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