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Affordable Labs – Vernon Hills

$25 for $50 Worth of Blood Tests

$25
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$50
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$25
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In a Nutshell

A phlebotomist takes blood samples and scans along a spectrum of factors, including cholesterol or kidney and liver functioning

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 8, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. Appointment required, subject to availability. 48hr cancellation notice required. Must sign waiver. Services must be used by the same person.
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Though blood tests are easy for the patient, they’re difficult for the blood, which must answer difficult questions, reveal its secrets, and figure out a way to sign its name with itself. See what your blood’s been up to with this Groupon.

$25 for $50 Worth of Blood Tests

A lab phlebotomist draws blood and analyzes for a variety of factors including cholesterol levels ($30), thyroid functioning ($38), or diabetes ($24). Testing and results take 15 to 30 minutes to complete.

Affordable Labs

Affordable Labs offers convenient, efficient, and timely medical testing in a comfortable office setting. The lab operates free of insurance company requirements, allowing them to keep costs down for their patients. Nimble lab technicians draw blood, analyzing for factors such as cholesterol levels or kidney and liver functions, and pass along results within 48 hours.

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Affordable Labs

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    Vernon Hills

    6 E Phillip Rd., Suite 1101
    Vernon Hills, Illinois 60061
    (847) 367-8636
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