The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a massage and chiropractic package at Ageonics (a $350 value).
This package includes:
- A 50-minute deep-tissue massage (a $75 value)
- A comprehensive chiropractic consultation (a $150 value)
- X-rays (a $125 value)<p>
Ageonics’ chiropractic therapists adjust and massage bodies with precise consideration for how they’re put together, dissolving subdermal tensions with a thorough 50-minute deep-tissue massage. An initial exam and consultation reveal musculoskeletal secrets that lead to tension and pain, such as the sites of old injuries or evidence pointing to the conclusion that the spleen stole the heart’s baseball-card collection. Specialists then take a peek beneath the skin with the aid of x-rays to identify any corporal-alignment issues of which patients may not be aware. Once the chiropractic treatment begins, dexterous hands squeeze through bodily barriers to soothe skeletal issues, often resulting in audible pops, cracks, and giggles from the funny bone.
Led by Jeremie "Dr. Jonnie" Rachunow, the highly trained team at Ageonics works to improve their patients’ well-being with chiropractic, massage, and physical-therapy services, also offering a wide range of cosmetic injections and laser treatments. Chiropractic exams reveal musculoskeletal secrets that lead to tension and pain, such as the sites of old injuries or evidence pointing to the conclusion that the spleen stole the heart’s baseball-card collection. Pulses of light aims to stop the growth of unwanted fuzz during laser hair-removal treatments, and chemical peels evict depleted skin cells from face surfaces to reveal glowing skin and eliminate the need for night-lights in the bathroom.
“I am now a regular patient there! I highly recommend it!!! Excellent doctors and friendly people!”
109 E 36th St.
Manhattan, New York 10016