A wink can send a number of messages, from mutual regard for a juicy secret to tender sympathy at a Cyclopes support group. Complement your visual communication with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an initial set of eyelash extensions from Alichia Ryan in Centennial (up to a $350 value).
Certified as an Xtreme Lashes advanced lash stylist, Alichia Ryan reinforces eyelash armadas with a stalwart troop of eyelash extensions. A medical-grade adhesive solders each extension to an indigenous lash to lengthen up to 60 lashes per eye, lending both beauty and brawn to eye embellishment without the use of mascara. Extensions last for up to two months or the length of the natural lashes’ growth cycle, at which point they fall out with their bonded companion to transform into wildly flirtatious butterflies.
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The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• You will be asked to take off your shoes upon approaching the security checkpoint. Shuffling through security with only a thin layer of sock between you and the floor reminds you that you're still an earthbound human even though you're about to soar through the sky like a big ol' bird.
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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