Chairs, like horses, are most often supported by four legs, can hold up at least one person, and are used as dining surfaces during table droughts. Obtain professional haunch holders with today's Groupon to All Makes Office Equipment Company. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $75 worth of new office furniture.
- For $50, you get $200 worth of pre-owned office furniture.
Delivery is available for an additional fee.
All Makes Office Equipment Company sports a blossoming inventory of quality office furnishings that started as a modest typewriter emporium in 1914. The experienced staff can help customers find new items, such as colorful plastic stools ($48) and chair mats, to dress up dull cubicles or life-size versions of Barbie's dream house. All Make's five-story showroom corrals a broad collection of furnishings to match any business's aesthetic, and currently has a limited stock of brand-new Humanscale lights ($50), which retail for approximately $400. Vertical filing cabinets ($40+), conference-, side-, and task-seating ($59.95+), and other pre-owned furniture wait to find their place in waiting areas or roomy elevators.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Writing an Urban Legend
Everyone secretly wants to believe in scary stories that might be true. Indulge your friends' gullibility with these tips to crafting the perfect urban legend:
• Make sure the story takes place somewhere nearby, on a similar night—ideally exactly 100 years ago to the night. Or on the devil’s birthday.
• Always include an animal that turns out to be a different animal or an animal where one does not belong—like a dog that is actually a rat, or an alligator in the bathroom of the Museum of Alligator Safety.
• Tweak the details—it's only a few letters’ difference to change "gardener" to "murderer," and only a small white lie to change "was valued by the community" to "possessed double hook hands and a thirst for marrow."
• Always carry "proof"—this can be a monster's tooth carved from soap, a faded newspaper article created in Photoshop, or a scrap of the victim's clothing that is actually just a scrap of clothing you ripped off a terrified hiker you chased through the woods.
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