In olden times, climbing into the sky was only attainable by finding magic beans and then selling them to buy a blimp. Prepare for less dangerous ascents with today's Groupon to AOK Watersports on Tybee Island. Choose between the following options:
- For $75, you get a private two-hour land-kiting lesson for one (a $180 value).
- For $120, you get a private two-hour land-kiting lesson for two (a $360 value).
AOK Watersports’ dedicated instructors tutor adventure-seekers of any level in the art of land kiting, the extreme sport of using a wheeled board and hand-powered kite to catch gusts of wind. The two-hour course introduces boarding newbies to the basics of kite mechanics and sand-gliding techniques before students strap into provided four-wheeled boards. Holding tight to padded handlebars, land kiters will cut, turn, and slide across the ocean's shore as the high-flying kite, attached to the handlebars’ strings, captures bursts of Mother Nature's gusts and occasional sneezes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Body Language
To communicate, humans use body language 95% of the time and slogans they learned from pizza commercials for the other 5%. Communicate clearly using this guide to the language of the human body:
• Holding Hands: Couples are often seen holding hands during the beginning stages of a relationship because they're trying to memorize each other’s fingerprints—a critical part of the test to get a marriage license. For non-couples, holding hands is a way to gauge each other's hand sweat; whoever is sweating less is not as alive as the other person and should be rushed to the nearest adrenaline-producing skate park.
• Crossing Your Arms: Crossing your arms holds your organs in, letting people know that you love yourself for what’s on the inside, not just for your good outer looks.
• Hugging: People used to wrap their arms around each other so that they could punch each other in the back more easily without their sympathetic-looking faces getting in the way. Today, hugging is taboo, because it just looks too disgusting to see two grown adults embrace each other.
• Shaking Your Head: Shaking your head slowly lets people know that something is "a crying shame," and shaking your head vigorously means that you just had such a sick thought that you're trying to shake your brain out of your skull.
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