Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon to Alleviation Massage in Bellevue. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value).
- For $70, you get one 60-minute couples massage (a $150 value).
Alleviation Massage accommodates clients with seven-day services and therapeutic, healing massages. Each 60-minute treatment commences with a 5-minute consultation, in which clients outline their bodily concerns and name each aching muscle after a former vice president. Massage therapists customize each treatment according to the consultation, spending 60 minutes promoting relaxation and gently kneading clients' cares and woes into oblivion. In the couples massage, members of a two-person team can have their stress alleviated simultaneously, with a gold medal going to the partner who completely relaxes first. Free garage parking makes Alleviation Massage easily accessible and allows patrons to give the getaway driver the day off.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Telecommuting
With the rising popularity of mobile computing devices, home phones, and electric skywriting, there are more reasons than ever not to go to work. Maintain your productivity with these sure-fire tips to telecommuting:
Set Up a Home Office: The easiest way to ensure that you have everything you need to work from home is to systematically steal those things from your workplace one at a time. Don't forget to smuggle home a water cooler—you'll need water to live—as well as a few coworkers to station near it for casual banter and dancing-show recaps.
Get an Internet Connection: Also known as Radio Mail, these invisible signals will allow the boss to see you through your computer and make sure you're working.
Turn Off the TV: If you're really serious about getting anything done today, you're going to have to turn the television off. Now turn it back on again—did that get your retro video-game system working? No? Maybe try blowing in it—don't give up!
Stay Accessible: The only certain way to be productive at home is to check in at the office once every hour, just to make sure everything is going smoothly without you.
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